Officiating for July

 


Head Usher

Marcella Phillips
 


Hospital Caller

Sue Buehler
 


Lay Readers

July 5..................................Sue Buehler
July 12...................................Pam Rees
July 19................................Kate Nelson
July 26...........................Terry McGowan
 

Coffee Hour Hosts

July 5.............................................Choir
July 12......................................Session
July 19.................................Serendipity
July 26...................CROSS Committee

Text Box: A Personal Word

 

 

I recently came across this story in a book written by J. John and Mark Stibbe.

Linda Burnett, twenty‑three, was visiting her in‑laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. 

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was OK, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. 

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

There is a moral to this story: our interpretation of the “facts” is not always true. It raises the question, “How often do we go around holding our brains in?” I think there might be a sermon there and I would love to hear your examples of holding our brains in.

One example that comes to my mind is gossip.  People often believe gossip because “where there's smoke, there's fire.” Although that’s an old, old saying, it simply is not true.



 

 

Just because it may be true in the physical world, the saying’s fallacy is clearly evident in this story: the smoke did not turn out to be fire at all. We should all remember how damaging and hurtful gossip is, especially in light of the Ten Commandments, “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.” A false witness is still false, even if you think it’s true. 

And speaking of gossip, the story itself is not true, even though it had been reported as true by two respected newspapers, the Orlando Sentinel and the Fresno Bee, among others. The story showed up on TV in 1997 in an episode of High Incident. The beginnings of the story may have come from Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn where Aunt Sally says about Huck, as the purloined butter under his hat begins to drip down, “He’s got the brain fever as shore as you’re born, and they’re oozing out.” 

Where do I go to check out stories like this, and especially some of the stuff that gets passed around the internet posing as fact? I have found a wonderful website, http://www.snopes.com, which has as it’s purpose chasing down the veracity of stories. The Biscuit Bullet story can be found at:
 http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp.

That site makes this profound observation, “Underlying this humorous story runs the fear of modern crime’s engulfing the innocent, resulting in the undeserving's becoming just another drive-by or random shooting statistic. That the loud bang of a canister of biscuit dough exploding in the heat would be mistaken for gunfire says a lot about our feelings of vulnerability.”

                       Dave


 


W
C R O S S
R
D
S

www.crossministriesdm.org.

It is hard to believe that this will be the 17th Annual CROSS Ministries Back-to-School Giveaway for the children of low and no income households.  Even though we have offered this program for many years now, it is as vital today as it was when we first began.  I remember that first year and how stunned we were when hundreds of families lined up outside the door and down the alleyway just waiting to receive the children’s school supplies.  Little ones hopped about talking in loud, excited voices as they waited to see what supplies they would be given.  The mothers and fathers attempted to maintain some semblance of control in the midst of such excitement.  Even though that was 16 years ago, it was true of every single year that followed. 

It is interesting that such a simple program consisting of providing a backpack filled with the supplies needed to begin school could make such a difference in the lives of so many.  But imagine for a moment what would happen if the children did not have the supplies to begin school.  Imagine arriving at school with the other children who were carrying backpacks, pencils, crayons, glue, scissors, and paper but you did not have anything to bring.  Perhaps Mom or Dad had lost a job or someone in the family became ill and missed work resulting in less money for “non essentials.”  Imagine how you might feel if that were you or your child.  CROSS Ministries does not want any child to have a poor start to school.  We know that education is the way out of poverty.  When you help a child with school supplies, you are making an investment into the future of us all.


 

 

 

As in previous years, we will be needing volunteers for packaging and distribution.  We are also critically in need of both money and donations of supplies.  If we have cash then we can purchase the items in quantity over the Internet at a greatly reduced cost, just as we did last year.  For every $12.50 that is donated, a child living in poverty can have a backpack filled with the grade appropriate school supplies needed to begin their year. We also value the donations of items that you take the time to shop for and bring to the church.

 With summer barely off and running, it is hard to wrap our minds around this project.  Yet this year’s giveaway, on Thursday, August 6, and Friday, August 7, is just around the corner with lots of preparation to do in advance. If you would like to arrange a time to volunteer or drop off donations, call Ann or Roberta in the CROSS Ministries office, 279-8877.

Please look in your heart and help us by donating to this vital ministry for the children.  Thank you. 

                           Roberta

 

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:  
(pointing at map) Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America
?
CLASS:  Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. 

TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

 

 



Hallelujahs and Concerns

David Victor, son of Roberta and Dennis, is now engaged to marry Sasha Nelson. No date has been set for the wedding at this time. David and Sasha live in Missoula, Montana.

 Ruth Terrell became a first-time grandmother with the birth of Julia, who was named after Ruth’s mother. Les Terrell is Julia’s great grandfather.

 Rich Joens and Scott Smith were married in a civil ceremony on their farm next Dexter on June 20.

 Sally McKenzie and son T.J. designed a fiberglass bulldog for Drake University. The bulldog was commissioned by Billie and Robert D. Ray.

 

 


Serendipity

Serendipity's next event is scheduled for Saturday, July 25. We plan to play miniature golf at West Grand Golf, 6450 Raccoon River Drive in West Des Moines. Then we will dine together at Maverick Grill, 3825 - 121st St. in Urbandale.

As always, Serendipity is open to all adults of the church and their adult guests.


 



Vacation Bible School

Seventeen students participated in Vacation Bible School on June 8 - 12. The theme was “Camp E.D.G.E.: Explore and Discover God Everywhere.” Each day we had a “trek” to a distant time and place, an E.D.G.E. pledge, a Bible verse, and a craft. Of course, we found time for play time and snacks each day. 

· Monday—Trek to the Promised Land
Pledge:
God is with me. I will stay close to God.
Scripture:
Do not fear, for I am with you, do not be afraid, for I am your God. (Isaiah 41:10)
Craft:
an “antique” ark (box)

· Tuesday—Trek to Bethlehem
Pledge:
God guides me. I will follow.
Scripture:
I am the LORD your God, who teaches you for your own good, who leads you in the way you should go. (Isaiah 48:17b)
Craft:
a string art star

· Wednesday—Trek to the Pharisee’s house
Pledge:
God teaches me. I will learn.
Scripture:
You call me Teacher and Lord—and you are right, for that is what I am. (John 13:13)
Craft:
decorating a cloth backpack

· Thursday: Trek to the Upper Room
Pledge:
God loves me. I will love God and others.
Scripture:
This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. (John 15:12)
Craft:
macramé bracelet

· Friday—Trek to Galilee
Pledge:
God sends me. I will go.
Scripture:
And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the good news to the whole creation.” (Mark 16:15)
Craft:
We attempted to make a glow-in-the-dark flashlight out of Mountain Dew, baking powder, and peroxide, but it didn’t work out as planned.

 David Moore assisted Ann McGowan for most of the week. The children presented their VBS program at church on Sunday, June 14.

 We are grateful to Virginia Beach and Pam Rees for donations to help pay for VBS expenses.
 

Carillon Concert at
First Christian

You are invited to a free carillon concert in the parking lot of First Christian Church, 2500 University, on Sunday, July 5, beginning at 5:00 p.m.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday School Sleepover

Our sleepover to celebrate the end of the school year was held in the church lounge on Friday, June 5. Fifteen children were in attendance. 

After playing in the park, we enjoyed a dinner of pizza, chips, and drinks. Back at the park after eating, we were entertained by a pantomime group from a church in Ankeny. Our movie for the evening was “Hotel for Dogs.” Not tired yet after the movie, the children begged to hear a bedtime story. Ann got one of the books from our Sunday school library, and by the time she was done reading the 67-page book, all were sleeping, some even snoring! In the morning we had strata and milk for breakfast. 

We would like to thank David Madsen and Terry McGowan for helping on Friday night, and Pam Rees and Ann McGowan for spending the night. The children always have such a good time at this event.
 
 

Summer Reading Time

Summer Reading Time has started again at CG Church. We meet from 1:30 - 4:00 every Thursday afternoon until school starts again in August.

Besides reading and being read to, the children have time for playing at the park and having refreshments back at the church. (These are the two favorite activities of the day!) Donations  to purchase snacks for the group are welcomed.

Kate Nelson, David Moore, and Terry McGowan will be assisting Ann in this activity from time to time.

 Band Concert at
Calvin Community

You are invited to a band concert at Calvin Community on Tuesday, July 14. The Greater Des Moines Community Band will begin playing at 7:00 p.m. on the south lawn.
 

 

 


Statue of Liberty

The Statue of Liberty National Monument officially celebrated her 100th birthday on October 8, 1986. The people of France gave the Statue to the people of the United States over 130 years ago in recognition of the friendship established during the American Revolution. Over the years, the Statue of Liberty’s symbolism has grown to include freedom and democracy as well as this international friendship.

 Sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi was commissioned to design a sculpture with the year 1876 in mind for completion, to commemorate the centennial of the American Declaration of Independence. The Statue was a joint effort between American and France and it was agreed upon that the American people were to build the pedestal, and the French people were responsible for the Statue and its assembly here in the US.  

Financing for the pedestal was completed in August 1885, and construction was finished in April 1886. The Statue was completed in France in July 1884, and arrived in New York Harbor in June 1885. In transit the Statue was reduced to 350 individual pieces and packed in 214 crates. It was reassembled on her new pedestal in four months’ time. On October 28, 1886, the dedication of the Statue of Liberty took place, a centennial gift that was 10 years late.


 

Photo and text courtesy of the
National Park Service.

 

 

Dog Days of Summer

The dog days of summer occur during the hottest and muggiest part of the season. The dog days get their name from the constellation Canis Major, or the big dog. Sirius, a star in Canis Major, is the brightest star in the night sky. 

In ancient times it was believed that Sirius added its heat to the heat of the sun, creating a stretch of hot and sultry weather. Although it is certainly the warmest period of the summer, the heat is not due to the added radiation from a faraway star, but rather it is a direct result of the earth's tilt.

 Due to the “precession of the equinoxes” (a gradual drifting of the constellations over time), the constellations are not in exactly the same place in the sky as they were in ancient Rome. Today dog days occur during the period between July 3 and August 11. (It seems as though they started in June this year!)
 


 · The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
                                                       ~ Anonymous

· There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.       
  
                                              ~ Ben Williams

· A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
                                                 ~ Josh Billings

· If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.                                      
                                                 ~ Mark Twain

· The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.                 
                                                 ~ Andy Rooney